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Rated: ASR · Book · Contest · #2268413
A place to keep my entries for various contests and challenges
This book is not only a place to create, keep, and store contest entries, it's also a log of items that may one day become something more.
January 16, 2023 at 3:57pm
January 16, 2023 at 3:57pm
#1043218
What erotic stories, books, pictures, movies, art, etc. have you read/seen and would you recommend to others?

Doesn't this qualify as self-incriminating evidence? Oh well, I guess if you're ashamed of it, you shouldn't do it. Right?

I have read some erotic material, seen a few erotic movies, and even written a couple of erotic stories of my own. Although one is probably multi-genre as it also is a comedy. I have them set to private now, as a result of getting some negative feedback. One or two comments even instructed me not to reveal my private life publicly. (All my stories are fictional unless otherwise stated)


As far as what books I've read, I don't remember the titles or the author. Both books were part of a series or trilogy, and it was something like a highlander or outlander. I don't even know where the books came from, but I needed something to read and found them on the bookshelf. It's been many years since then, and why I don't remember.

As for movies, again it's been many years. My younger brother liked to watch erotic movies and I would watch them when visiting him. Most were just crap with a lot of sex and nudity, but there were a few that were also entertaining, but again, I don't remember the titles.

I guess I'm not really into erotica as far as reading or watching, since more times than not, it's not entertaining, it's just smut. But, who knows, perhaps a few others will pick this prompt and share some actual, enjoyable erotic titles that I can investigate.


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January 16, 2023 at 9:08am
January 16, 2023 at 9:08am
#1043202
If you could change the taste of something, what would it be and what's its new flavor?

When I first read this prompt, I thought, "Todd Gammit! This is going to be tough." But then it hit me like Anita Grabbit (fictional name, true story) did in high school when she bent over in a skirt and I succumbed to temptation.

What was I saying? Oh yeah, if I could change the taste of something it would have to be chicken. Before I get on to what chicken's new flavor will be (I need to think about this) I would like to explain why I would change the flavor.

It's really quite simple, I'd change it because anytime you ask someone what something tastes like, they say chicken. Once you know how this got started you'll understand; it was a misunderstanding that's been carried down through the generations.

Eons ago a cave-dweller, Gogg, struck a large bird with a stick and ate it. The other cave-dwellers grunted, "What's it taste like?"

Gogg thought hard about this as he ripped off another bite and choked on a bone. "Chicken -- chicken!"

They all thought he was saying it tasted like chicken, but in truth, he was crying out that he was choking. Luckily, Gogg got the bone out and survived, but ever since that day... Well, you get it now.

Anyhow, what would be a good flavor for the change? Since so many things taste like choking chicken, I figured it would be nice if chicken tasted more unique, like say armadillo!


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