Team Ahimsa Blog Relay, Various Contests

I want to but I mustn't but I should but I can't
Have a surprise party for the nephew of my aunt!

Because my aunt and my uncle and my Mom and my Dad
Will attend the party, but will they be glad?

Neither my grandma nor my grandpa nor my sister nor my brother
Will carpool, cause they live so far from each other

A gift for the nephew, for the birthday boy, for his pleasure
Will mean thinking up something like a tribal treasure

Get this or that or something or everything or nothing
The guests in a dilemma - what should they bring?

So I thin I'll let this party idea go
Before I'm called a so-and-so!

I'm gonna make Zeus
Look like Dr. Seuss

I'm gonna treat Thor
Like an apple core

As for Lei Gong
I'll put him in my song.

I'm singing in the rain
Let the thunder Gods raise Cain

I don't have a care
If lightning strikes here and there

As for the thunder
It doesn't tear me asunder

What's all that noise?
Giants, playing with toys?
I'm not gonna lose my poise
Because of little girls and boys!

Let it rain, let it pour
I'll drown out the thunder with my snore!