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My blog, where I store those thoughts rattling around my brain
Welcome to the insanity of my mind! Please excuse the cobwebs and clutter, I've been meaning to clean the place up a bit...


Stop in and read some of my nonsense whenever the mood strikes you :)
November 23, 2021 at 8:18pm
November 23, 2021 at 8:18pm
#1022204
30 Day Blog Challenge Numero 23: In your blog today, tell us your favorite joke. It can be long, short, it does not matter. What makes this particular joke your favorite one? C'mon, show us your sense of humor!


While I don't have a favorite joke, the humor that tickles my dark funny bone is definitely the morbid variety. Here's a few zingers that make me giggle.


“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.” – Steven Wright

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Priest: “Do you have any last requests?”
Murderer sitting in the electric chair: “Yes. Can you please hold my hand?”

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.


You know, I'm not entirely sure why I have this warped sense of amusement. Guess it comes from my demented sensibilities? Ah well. Hope you found something in here to chuckle at. :)
November 23, 2021 at 7:35pm
November 23, 2021 at 7:35pm
#1022202
Mr. Rager  Open in new Window.

*Music2* Knocked down, round for round
You're feeling like you're shot down on the ground
When will the fantasy end?
When will the heaven begin? Yeah
*Music1*


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