As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
Evolution of Love Part 2 |
For the LADIES First : 1. " Q: What do you call an Intelligent, Good Looking, Sensitive Man? A: A RUMOR...." 2. " He said - Shall we try Swapping Positions tonight? She said - That's a Good Idea... you stand by the ironing board While I sit on the sofa and FART....." 3. " A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the HAPPIEST woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll MISS you.." 4. Husband: I Don’t know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. Wife: Well dear - You wear BRIEFS, Don't you?....." For the Gentlemen : 1. " Two Secrets to keep your marriage Brimming - 1. Whenever you're wrong, ADMIT IT, 2. Whenever you're Right, SHUT UP…....." 2. " You know what I did before I married? ANYTHING I Wanted To...." 3. " A Good Wife ALWAYS Forgives her husband when SHE’S WRONG…..." 4. A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife made a wish too, but she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled, " IT REALLY WORKS !...........” Please EXCUSE ME for my Broken Front Teeth and Bandages on the Head !!!!!!! |