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| Evolution of Love Part 2 |
| Djokovic situation explained with this joke - 30 Second Humorous "Must Read" Its Logical, Illogical, Ironical 😊 *"The Covid Paradox : “Why Can't I Get Inside Unvaccinated?"* ————————————————— Helen: ‘You can’t come in here!’ Ivan: ‘Why not?’ Helen: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’ Ivan: ‘But I’m not sick.’ Helen: ‘It doesn’t matter.’ Ivan: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’ Helen: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’ Ivan: ‘But he’s sick!’ Helen: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’ Ivan: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’ Helen: ‘Yes.’ Ivan: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’ Helen: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’ Ivan: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated?’ Helen: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Ivan: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’ Helen: ‘But they can still get sick.’ Ivan: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?' Helen: ‘It protects them.' Ivan: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread COVID?’ Helen: ‘Oh no. They can spread COVID just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’ Ivan: ‘I don’t even know what I’m hearing anymore. Look. I’m not sick.' Helen: ‘Ok.’ Ivan: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’ Helen: ‘That’s right.’ Ivan: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’ Helen: ‘Certainly.’ Ivan: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’ Helen: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Ivan: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’ Helen: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’ Ivan: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’ Helen: ‘That’s fine.’ Ivan: ‘Now I can go in?’ Helen: ‘Absolutely not!’ Ivan: ‘But I have a mask on!’ Helen: ‘Doesn’t matter.’ Ivan: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask on.’ Helen: ‘I know.’ Ivan: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask on? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’ Helen: ‘Take it easy, buddy.’ Ivan: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’ Helen: ‘No, it’s still good.’ Ivan: ‘But I can’t come in?’ Helen: ‘Correct.’ Ivan: ‘Why not?’ Helen: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’ Ivan: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’ Helen: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’ Ivan: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’ Helen: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’ Ivan: ‘But I’m not sick!!’ Helen: ‘But you can get sick. You need to be protected, that's why you can't come in.' Ivan: ‘But if I pay money for an RT-PCR test and prove that I'm not sick, I can come in and you don't have to protect me anymore?' Helen: ‘Yea, coz it proves that you are not sick and they can't get sick from you’ Ivan: ‘I thought you said you want to protect me from getting sick? But now you say if I'm proven to be healthy, then I can enter cos I can't get the vaccinated people sick. So how in the heck does that work?' Helen: ‘Because you are unvaccinated and vaccinated people can catch your germs and get sick' Ivan: 'So isn’t really to protect me from getting sick, is it?' Helen:' I'm just doing my job, I don't know anything... ' |
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