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 |   My journal and mirror |
 Possibly a mistake, definitely an experiment. A politics free journal of personal reflections and achievements. This is my first blog, so any feedback or advice would be appreciated. Blog serials (will) include:  Fairy Tales Told Wrong (a character study) (a poem) |
| We should take all the bad chemistry jokes and barium. My Darling has been on a relentless rampage of bad jokes all week. But I don't want to cut my hair! ▼ Her sister has been encouraging her. They're exchanging jokes by text message. I shouldn't have ordered the seafood. ▼ It has been nothing but stupid and naughty puns for days. What do you call a fish with three eyes? ▼ Somehow she's still catching me out with the ones which are disguised as genuine comments. I want to throw an amazing space party. ▼ But the way she titters holding in a punchline, knowing full well she's going to get told off... What's green and has wheels? ▼ There is only one cure for this afflication that has come over her: You know you're a '90s kids when... ▼ |
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