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Rated: 18+ · Book · Personal · #2017254
My random thoughts and reactions to my everyday life. The voices like a forum.
I do not know quite what happened or when , but my hubby and I now qualify for seniors' discounts at some venues. This creates a quandary; in order to save money, but not face, we have to admit to our age. HMMMM..... We definitely do not consider ourselves to be old. In this day and age ,when people as a whole are living longer and healthier lives why are 'young seniors', those in their fifties, like moi, considered 'old'?? It's so true that age is just a perception! "Maturity" is very objective/subjective, and I object! Whew, a few years have skittered by since I composed this biography block. Those "fifties" are in the rear view mirror and they are distant, fond memories. Oh, I do not plan to stop writing any time soon.
July 17, 2017 at 6:37pm
July 17, 2017 at 6:37pm
#915621
Motivational Monday! Late comedienne Phyllis Diller, who was born on this day in 1917, once said, "I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this, and I was right." With what piece of writing do you think you've achieved (or come the closest to ) becoming you?
         I love Phyllis Diller! Her humour was the best. She had this amazing cackling laughter, too.
          I seem to like writing about those near and dear to me. They provide unlimited fodder. I merely observe, and share. Yes, I appreciate the humour, the fun, the laughter in everyday life.
         Here, are two of my pieces.....
I Don't Want To Be Married! Open in new Window. (E)
My 5-year old granddaughter experiences her first Girl Guide camp.
#2082936 by SandraLynn Author IconMail Icon
and
  Just One Of Many "Christastrophes" Open in new Window. (13+)
A re-vision/ re-write: One of many parenting predicaments....
#2045375 by SandraLynn Author IconMail Icon
July 17, 2017 at 6:10pm
July 17, 2017 at 6:10pm
#915619
Okay, here I am sitting before the keyboard once again... Last night, Sunday to be exact, the blogging Gods were capricious, and cruel. Twice, I typed my blog entry, and twice, poof, it disappeared. Why, oh why? Anyway, I shall attempt yet again to compose and post my blog....so, Here's The Sunday News for July 16th... PROMPT: Not really a news article , but I don't feel great tonight and the news lately is getting old and kinda depresses me, so you get this instead. What would you do with 200 pounds of confetti?
         I'm kinda having difficulty picturing this amount. Okay, I mean I know 200 pounds is a lot weight-wise, but what does it look like? Um, would that fit snuggly into a briefcase, or a suitcase, or a steamer trunk? It' s probably larger than a toaster, right? Is this stuff loose, or packed? Do I need a shovel, or a scoop?
         Anyway, I thought all of this confetti would have been difficult to create with just one handheld paper-punch. Whoa, that's a great deal of tiny paper pieces!
         Since, Norb aka Fivesixer Author Icon isn't feeling too chipper, I wish to cheer him up. I propose I find/build a giant 'Thinking of You' card, and stuff it with the entire wad of confetti. If he's not a tad happier after opening and initiating a glorious cascade of shimmery confetti, he'll at least be more aware of his reflexes and his breathing. A good scare surprise never hurt anyone. Hmm, I suppose the mailing fees might be a wee bit extravagant. My local post office clerks weigh everything, and this super greeting would most likely qualify as a parcel. Okay, it's technically a confetti/letter bomb, but I don't relish advertising its contents with a big label, 'Caution, Contents Under Pressure'. Hmmm. I also wonder how big Norb's mailbox might be...
          In August, my son is taking the marital plunge with an outdoor park wedding. Imagine the spectacle I could create with a confetti cannon. Just after the relevant parties exchange their sacred vows, I could unleash the dramatic power and glory of this weapon. Oh, the awe it would inspire! I can see the glittering, colourful bombardment of the confetti cloud. It would most definitely be more subdued than a twenty-one gun salute.
         Then again, a confetti piñata might be fun at the reception... After drinking, some guests gravitate towards swinging anyway.


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