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Stunning Normality

by Noe

Rated: GC · Book · Biographical · #1578708

There is nothing special about me, I'm just like everybody else...

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My name is Noelani. If you can pronounce that you get a cookie.
Most folks just call me Noe, let me make that phonetic for you... NO-E.
Very easy, but you'd be surprised at how many times I get called "No".
It's enough to make me crazy.

I'm going to take this opportunity to tell you a few things about myself.
A few things you may want to know before you start reading my blog.

I'm thirty something.
My birthday is 9/11 and I was born in the year of the Snake.
I'm a mother, a wife and all that entails...

My son, Malcolm David, was born on December 30, 2006.

I also have four cats.

I work at an animal hospital.
I have a large family but am myself an only child.
I do not like my Mother-in-Law.
I smoke pot, and tobacco, usually together.

I've seen my share of shit...

But try not to let it get to me.

I'm biased and opinionated.
I'm not a fan of Jesus, Religion or Church.
I like to think I'm always right, even when I'm talking out my ass.
I have a PhD in Bullshitology.
Sarcasm is who I am.

If you're new to my blog and would like to breeze through "Invalid Item" ,
then please be my guest.

Show Recent Comments

10 Most Recent Blog Comments:

AliceNgoreland

Mar 29, 2010 at 1:26pm
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So why are going down to a free membership?

Z.˚rz

Dec 21, 2009 at 2:53pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

Oh, so now you're too good for me is that it?

Grateful Jess

Dec 19, 2009 at 11:02pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

Hmm... I'll have to check it out. My finals are done and I;'m done with school for a month, so now I'll have time to keep up. It feels good to be back! How have you been?

Gaby

Nov 19, 2009 at 3:01pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

Oh, NOe!!!! Gimme the recipe forum if no one else wants it. I'll try and do something with it.

You sure you don't want to stick around here?

Z.˚rz

Nov 5, 2009 at 5:16pm
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Say what! After all we've been through together!

Z.˚rz

Oct 28, 2009 at 2:30pm
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Holy hell! You're leaving me, here, alone with all these people!

You're Facebook farm had better be worth it

Paige Turner

Oct 28, 2009 at 1:24pm
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I'd never laugh at a fellow farming addict!

I relate to all you're saying. See you around FFB!

Kåre เลียม Enga

Oct 28, 2009 at 1:18pm
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I should re-do my internet time too... but it takes too much effort and time...

I'll still be here when you get back.

Kåre เลียม Enga

Oct 14, 2009 at 11:34pm
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It's been a week... hopefully the pain has subsided.

I'm fortunate I guess... if I want to take a quiet nap I just go ahead and do it. So... having responsibilities is tough. There are days I'm almost convinced that I could work... and then I get a grip with reality.

M&Ms... I could use a 1 pound bag right now.

Rainbowapple

Oct 9, 2009 at 4:15pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

I've been sad/mad/in pain Mommy, this week, too. That's (partly) why Beanie is with her Grandma, this weekend. Mal is one smart kiddo.

I'm sorry that things are so tight financially. I know all about that, too. It sucks lemons.

My pain fix is my Cadbury's Dairy Milk. I SO hope Cadbury's doesn't get sold to Kraft of all companies...

Not tormenting to read your blog-I'd rather know, than not-not because I'm nosey-but I enjoy your writing and your take on life in general.

Falls can bust you up just as much mentally. Hope today is better.

#61. new blog
ID #678585 entered on December 3, 2009 at 6:10pm

#60. Holy Shit... Noe is blogging again
ID #674188 entered on November 1, 2009 at 2:17pm

#59. I love my kitties
ID #673585 entered on October 28, 2009 at 1:34am

#58. blah blah blabbity blah
ID #670429 entered on October 4, 2009 at 3:13pm

#57. dolphins don't eat people
ID #669895 entered on September 30, 2009 at 6:10pm

#56. library books come from the library
ID #669530 entered on September 27, 2009 at 7:04pm

#55. Somebody wake me from this nightmare
ID #669230 entered on September 25, 2009 at 1:59pm

#54. Mommy I'm falling!!
ID #669126 entered on September 24, 2009 at 3:53pm

#53. Doritos
ID #668599 entered on September 20, 2009 at 5:38pm

#52. Was that thump my kid or my cats?
ID #668073 entered on September 17, 2009 at 3:19am

#51. The Next Day
ID #667286 entered on September 10, 2009 at 10:19pm

#50. My Day
ID #667142 entered on September 10, 2009 at 12:29am

#49. Mommy I ate my orange and now it's gone!
ID #666769 entered on September 7, 2009 at 12:55pm

#48. Sunday morning... My Friday...
ID #666626 entered on September 6, 2009 at 11:50am

#47. Because I got high
ID #666578 entered on September 6, 2009 at 11:34am

#46. You can cry but I probably won't hear you
ID #666526 entered on September 5, 2009 at 11:17am

#45. Silly dream
ID #666149 entered on September 2, 2009 at 10:45am

#44. I'm blogging! I'm blogging!!!
ID #665602 entered on August 29, 2009 at 12:31pm

#43. Monkey see monkey do
ID #665274 entered on August 26, 2009 at 3:06pm

#42. I am sorry, but I have my own life to live.
ID #664887 entered on August 23, 2009 at 7:35pm

#41. Aliens? WTF?
ID #664739 entered on August 22, 2009 at 2:37pm

#40. Yes. It is Friday.
ID #664694 entered on August 22, 2009 at 1:43am

#39. Guess I only see the truth
ID #664600 entered on August 21, 2009 at 12:31pm

#38. Uh... boring.
ID #664455 entered on August 20, 2009 at 2:47pm

#37. stretchy purple alien
ID #664275 entered on August 19, 2009 at 12:14pm

#36. Please pass the pepper
ID #663714 entered on August 15, 2009 at 12:23pm

#35. Drinkin' that free bubble up...
ID #663473 entered on August 13, 2009 at 1:13pm

#34. it's over mommy
ID #663312 entered on August 12, 2009 at 12:28pm

#33. The Gians are losing again, but I really don't care
ID #663112 entered on August 11, 2009 at 1:10am

#32. o for the love of...
ID #662958 entered on August 10, 2009 at 1:30am

#31. Stickers mommy!
ID #662872 entered on August 9, 2009 at 12:14pm

#30. I'm a Piranha!!
ID #662746 entered on August 8, 2009 at 2:55pm

#29. I'm a damn sell-out
ID #662657 entered on August 7, 2009 at 6:38pm

#28. BOOKS II
ID #662632 entered on August 7, 2009 at 3:15pm

#27. Let go of my hand
ID #662616 entered on August 7, 2009 at 1:23pm

#26. No. Please. No. Please. No. Please. No. Please. No.
ID #662455 entered on August 6, 2009 at 12:57pm

#25. Gettin' my brains worn out
ID #662317 entered on August 5, 2009 at 2:16pm

#24. Yo quiero concussion?
ID #662232 entered on August 4, 2009 at 10:02pm

#23. July... Oh! And June too!!!
ID #661968 entered on August 2, 2009 at 8:41pm

#22. Settlin' for what they get
ID #661921 entered on August 2, 2009 at 2:30pm

#21. Ten Thousand Angels? Where!!!
ID #661772 entered on August 1, 2009 at 12:42pm

#20. Momma couldn't hear our pretty music
ID #661692 entered on July 31, 2009 at 10:46pm

#19. Read at your own fucking peril
ID #661593 entered on July 31, 2009 at 3:59am

#18. title title title...
ID #661539 entered on July 30, 2009 at 5:47pm

#17. Burn 'em up
ID #661517 entered on July 30, 2009 at 2:48pm

#16. It's difficult to wash your foot in the kitchen sink
ID #661371 entered on July 29, 2009 at 12:53pm

#15. That's another big noise mommy
ID #660890 entered on July 26, 2009 at 12:26pm

#14. He's consuming what he's growing
ID #660804 entered on July 25, 2009 at 3:26pm

#13. It's purple ice cream mommy!
ID #660681 entered on July 24, 2009 at 2:37pm

#12. You've fallen in love with a picture on the wall
ID #660546 entered on July 23, 2009 at 2:02pm

#11. Rant and Rave
ID #660393 entered on July 22, 2009 at 5:11pm

#10. I'm a danger to myself
ID #660371 entered on July 22, 2009 at 1:11pm

#9. I'm not a meanie Daddy!!!
ID #659905 entered on July 19, 2009 at 3:49pm

#8. Another one liner from the boychick
ID #659716 entered on July 18, 2009 at 1:52pm

#7. Living on borrowed time
ID #659573 entered on July 17, 2009 at 8:35pm

#6. I'm a Barbie girl...
ID #659386 entered on July 16, 2009 at 12:52pm

#5. My air a-ee
ID #658774 entered on July 12, 2009 at 1:41pm

#4. Everything just crashes to the ground
ID #658539 entered on July 10, 2009 at 12:00pm

#3. Let it go
ID #658417 entered on July 9, 2009 at 2:49pm

#2. The brutality of reality
ID #658171 entered on July 7, 2009 at 9:32pm

#1. Spiffy Latte
ID #658042 entered on July 6, 2009 at 9:48pm

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