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by onewho Author IconMail Icon
Rated: E · Book · Comedy · #1293613
Welcome to my head..enter at your own risk


Winders….By Onewho

Every thing starts with an idea. Around here it is usually Sweetie’s
idea. And she convinces me was really my idea, and then I jump right on it, telling her what a great idea this is, and I’m glad I thought of it and all.
She says “you are so smart” I say “yes I am.” And off we go!
This one started with windows; or as we say down here, “Winders.”

So the big winder in front is falling apart, glazing, wood, sill and all.
She plants the idea that a big time remodeling guy like me should be able to whip it back into shape right quick.
Now “we” decide that all of the winders need to be done, 12 of them.
“We” think wrapping the trim in aluminum would save future maintenance.
Also the roof trim, soffet and fascia should be scraped and painted; “we” think.
While we are thinking and working along these lines, the ole gal from across the street wanders over.
She needs the same thing done to her house so “we” tell her that I will give her a price on the job tomorrow.
“We” also remember an entry door that someone wants a price for priming and painting.

And our dentist, who wants a bid on a wheel chair ramp for his office, so that he will be handicapped accessible.
“We” are ambitious! No?!.........
“We” have some plans about what we could spend the money on by doing these jobs and everything.

I am just so smart, she is right, I am………Thanks…..Onewho
#4. ole Earl and Ernest
ID #539856 entered on October 5, 2007 at 11:07pm
#3. We have not done it in a long time.
ID #539853 entered on October 5, 2007 at 10:58pm
#2. I'm using the last 3 brain cells I have for this!
ID #522315 entered on July 19, 2007 at 12:14pm
#1. I just wanted to fit in
ID #522259 entered on July 19, 2007 at 6:08am


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