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Macht Geld glücklich?

Ich habe ein paar Gedanken niedergeschrieben und es als Text verfasst.

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blog, Blog, BLOG!!!!!!

by meg71186

Rated: 18+ · Book · Comedy · #1044927

Humor, in blog format (you know you wanna rate this...)

Welcome to my humble abode.

If you haven't yet caught on, this is, in fact, a blog which serves to house the thoughts that will not fit in the cubicle that is my head.

So kick off your shoes and make yourself at home!

A PLEDGE
I, <insert my name here> (he, he, he. You thought I was really going to tell you, didn't you? Not that it isn't pretty obvious, but...) PROMISE never, ever, ever, ever, ever to take life seriously. I PROMISE never to bore my readers with the useless garbage of my every day life, or with sappy emotional crap that no one cares about.

One last thing. The first entry of this blog "Just who the hell am I?"

is something of an identity revealing...uh...thing, i guess. So, um, read it!

NOTE: the entries in this blog are, at times, completely random and senseless. Welcome to my brain.

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4 Most Recent Blog Comments:

murf

Jun 25, 2006 at 9:29pm
In response to "World Peace"

Hey Meg,

That's been tried before. Have you seen the movie "Escape from New York"? That was a nonfiction account of New York back in the 1970's. They stopped the experiment in the 80's and cleaned the place up a bit, but it failed because people still wanted to see the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty. Tourism didn't drop and there were a lot of rapes, robbery's and murders of innocent tourists. If you don't know the movie, rent it. Snake Plissken was elected mayor for one term in 1982.

Holly Jahangiri

Feb 4, 2006 at 5:40pm
In response to "Car Troubles"

We women aren't supposed to admit such things in public, Jessie whispers.

Well, that said, WHY should anyone have to understand their car any better than they do their toaster or microwave, these days? That's what mechanics get paid the big bucks for, right?

::shrug:: Like I'm going to learn all about how a hybrid engine works, just because I'm driving one. Nope. Or how to change a tire - that's why I have AAA.

David McClain

Jan 22, 2006 at 6:49pm
In response to "Disclaimer"

Hi Meg, and welcome to Blogville. This is my first visit to your blog and I enjoyed the read very much.

I look forward to reading many more entries from you...oh, btw, I loved the 10 reasons to change doctors! Very funny.

Erik Stark

Dec 22, 2005 at 10:20pm
In response to "Censor this!"

Hi!
These seem good to me. I especially like 1, 2, and 6. I'd think #1 would be worse than Chemistry. I'm sure I'd like to practice #2 provided the thongs are attached to females. I laughed at #6.

I'm not sure why they weren't good enough where they were. It's too bad they couldn't give you the reason why they erased them. Oh well, I enjoyed them and I don't need to see theirs if they think yours don't qualify.

Thanks for the good list and the good read that is your blog.

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