As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️ *LAWS THAT YOU DIDN'T LEARN AT SCHOOL* 01. *LORENZ'S LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR* Once your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. 02. *ANTHONY'S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP* Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 03. *KOVAC'S CONUNDRUM* When u dial a wrong number, u never get an engaged tone. 04. *CANNON'S KARMIC LAW* If u tell the boss u were late for work because u had a flat tyre, the next morning u will have a flat tyre. 05 *O'BRIEN'S VARIATION LAW* If u change queues, the one u have left will start to move faster than the one u are in now. 06. *BELL'S THEOREM* When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. 07. *RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS* The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u are with someone u don't want to be seen with. 08. *WILLOUGHBY'S LAW* When u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 09. *ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS* The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 10. *BREDA'S RULE* At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last. 11. *OWEN'S LAW* As soon as u sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask u to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.😀😇😇 |