Porthole

Bunny

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/ > I love my new red eggplant.
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/ >🥕 I'll always remember scarlett_o_h. Look what she gave me!
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/ > Lots of family = lots of love.
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/ > Call me come March.

Prostate Laser Center
Dr. Fail
Rabbit Run, Rhode Island

"What's up, doc?"

"You're not a rascally rabbit any more."

"Then what am I?"

"A dead bunny if you don't start taking care or yourself."

"I'm only 97!"

"Yeah, but you won't live to be 100 if you don't pay attention. Take this prescription and come back in 6 months. I want to monitor that growth. I don't want to operate unless necessary. If you have any problems peeing call and I'll see you before then."

"Well my grandfather lived to be 104 and never complained."

"And your father?"

"38, but he fell off a tractor. Uncle Rafa..."

"Just behave."

"Why bother?"

*sigh* "Was your grandfather as ornery as you are?"

"Yep."

"What did he die of?"

"Followed the chicken across the road. Next silly question?"

"Just take these pills and I'll see you in 6 months if not before then.'

"Not if I can help it!"

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