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Online journal capturing the moment and the memory of moments. A meadow meditation.
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#987003 added July 3, 2020 at 2:06am
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Once upon a time in Ontario [112] (10 lines, limerick)
Once upon a time in Ontario

There once was an asshole from Guelph
who hid behind books on the shelf
who would jump out to frighten
the librarian from Brighton
who blamelessly pissed on himself.

Till one day some fine fellow elves,
who highly respected themselves,
decided this was tragic
so they stripped him of magic
and now he's an elf on a shelf.

© Kåre Enga [177.112] (7.juni.2020)

(10 lines, limerick)

Prompt: elves

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