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#984499 added May 29, 2020 at 10:39am
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This Terrible Toilet Tissue Issue
Where o where did all the toilet tissue go?

Confronted by an empty roll
while perched upon the crapper
above a putrid pile of poop,
after diarrhea went out of control,
I need a wipe immediately.

This chocolate-colored soup
has spattered everywhere.

Please find the fluffy extra-ply type
that is gentle on my hemorrhoids.

Oh! Please also bring a clean pair of jeans.
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