As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
_A 70 year old retired female teacher had one hobby - she loved to fish_. _She was sitting in the boat the other day when she heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' She looked around and couldn't see anyone._ _she thought she was dreaming when she heard the voice say again, ''Pick me up._ ' _she looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog._ _The retd teacher said, 'Are you talking to me?'_ _The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most handsome man you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your young husband!'_ _The retired teacher looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in her pocket._ _The frog said,_ _'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?'_ I said, 'Kiss me, and _I will be your beautiful, young boyfriend_.' _She opened the pocket, looked at the frog and said,_ _''Nah. I'd rather like to have a talking frog than a nagging man in my life...._ _With age - comes wisdom!_ 😄😂 |