As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
Why people from different communities run the Mumbai Marathon : - Sindhis run because the cost includes return Sealink toll charges - Gujjus run because the cost includes return Sealink toll charges + Free empty Goody bag + Free Water + Free Enerzal + Free Oranges + Free Salt + Free Ice Pack+ Free whiffs of Volini Spray on the route - Marwaris run for all of the above reasons + they think they can take an interest free loan from Std. Chartered Bank for their business just because they ran ! - Punjus run simply because of peer pressure from other communities + that they can upload their pics posing on the Sealink. Otherwise they rather be sleeping. - Maharashtrians run because that day most roads are closed and BEST buses are not plying - so how else will they commute ? - Biharis & Bhaiyas run because they feel the Maharashtrians are running behind them and they run for their lives - Catholics run because that's what they have been trained for since childhood - athletics or hockey or football - Parsis run so hopefully they can find some other Parsi on the race track and get married immediately after the race - South Indians run because of the completion certificate which they will get so that they can add this to their collection of certificates which they are collecting since childhood. - Muslims run because they want to experience how it feels to cross the Sealink without riding triple seat on their bikes without helmets.... 😂😂😂😱 |