#950408 added January 25, 2019 at 1:33am Restrictions: None
°°Cojones de Toro.. °° 😜*
A Chinese stopped at a local restaurant after a day roaming around in Spain.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling food being served next table. Not only did it look good, smell too was nice.
He asked waiter: What you just served? Look like Spanish Oysters!'
Waiter: Senor, you got excellent taste! Those not Oysters...they are Cojones de Toro, bull's balls from bull fight this morning. A rare delicacy!'
The man: Waah, can order one, can aa.. ?
Waiter: So sorry Senor. Only one serving one day because only one bull fight every morning. Tomorrow u come early and place order, we sure serve u this delicacy.'
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Next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the special dish. After a few bites n inspecting his plate, he called to the waiter and said: These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller. Yesterday it was bigger.
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied: Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull dies and sometimes the man dies !' 😂
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