Evolution of Love 2

Humorous Comments

A Collection of superb, hard hitting, humorous comments on govt, politics, bureaucracy by legends . 👌👏

*"In my many years I have come to a conclusion, ... that one useless man is a shame, two [useless men] is a law firm and three or more [useless men] is a government."*
~John Adams

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*"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed."*

~Mark Twain

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*"I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."*

~Winston Churchill

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*"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."*

~George Bernard Shaw

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*"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."*

~ Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

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*"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."*

~P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

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*"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!"*

~Pericles (430 B.C.)

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*"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session."*

~Mark Twain (1866)

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*"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other."*

~ Ronald Reagan

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*"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."*

~Mark Twain

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*"What this country needs are more unemployed politicians."*

~Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

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*"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."*

~Thomas Jefferson

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*"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office."*

~Aesop

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*"If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!"*

~P.J. O'Rourke

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