Book of Past Challenges

The Ginch Who Tried to Steal Christmas

Slamming the door behind me
I shut out cheer and care
and enter my very own pity
party. Follow if you dare.

I crumple into a heap
upon the dusty floor
"You sow what you reap"
Oh Ginchy, hear me roar.

I smash the looking glass
into splintering shards.
Your effigy I punch and bash
and shred your business cards.

Don't tell me what to do.
Gender doesn't make you right.
I'm the pro, not you.
Get the F*** out of my sight.

I've tried to play it cool
with diplomacy and more
but won't wade the cesspool,
you're such an ignorant bore.

I'd love to tear asunder
each narcissistic limb.
Don't spew it was a blunder.
I'll not be your victim.

So here I wail and flail
throwing caution to the wind
I may end up in jail
in thought at least I've sinned.
                   ~~ Judi Van Gorder

Notes: ▼

"day 29-edited"  
Theme:Bah Humbug! There's this marvelous room over here where one can (temporarily) crawl in, slam the door and, without getting into any trouble at all, let out all the holiday frustrations, people getting on your nerves (no names, now!) and just 'stuff' in general that is spazzing you out! There's things in here you can smash to smithereens (and will be magically repaired later) and throw at walls. Just a place to rant and get it out of your system so you can go back to being your normal, marvelous, holiday self!

Words to use: I want to hear things crashing and banging. I want to see stuff smashed to smithereens! What do you smash, bash and crash? How? With what?

If you rant and rave against a person … that person's name will be Cruella D'Vile or Ginchly Mc Green.
Against a company, use: Scrooge-a-zon.
Against a 'thing' - what ever the thing is.

Remember, all things broken will be fixed and it isn't 'really' that company or person you decimate, it's allllll in your mind. Walking out of the room, and all is as it was, you've just released the tension. :)

Rhyming or not, at least 28 lines, and go get rid of some tension :)