Evolution of Love 2

Naughty Humor

Here are 6 really naughty ones , to keep you in good humour for the week...........


1. There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencil in a box. The Female pencil got pregnant!! Which Male pencil is responsible? THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

2. Woman in bed with husband's best friend, phone rings! 'YES'.. OK,BYE'.
She turns to her lover and says, "THAT'S MY HUBBY, SAYS HE'S NOW GOLFING WITH YOU."

3. Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

4. Three Guys were introduced to a girl.
First Guy: Hi,.... I'm Peter, not a SAINT.
Second Guy: I'm Paul not a POPE.
Third Guy: I'm John not a BAPTIST.
The girl replied.. Hi.. I'm Mary,not a VIRGIN.

5. Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at any time. Mistresses are Tomyams. Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently. WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing else to eat.!!!

6. Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

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