The Pre-Winter Construct Cup

The Naughty List

Now why would I
Put someone on the naughty list?
Oh the reasons make me sigh.
Pet peeves run rampant, I shake my fist!
And glare at all of them
For those who leave the toilet seat up
And those that choke on phlegm
I'll leave a little coal in their cup
And a flamingo on their lawn.
For those that cause mayhem on the roads
I wish for them their tires to be gone
And their licence given away to toads
As for me, I'd also say
This poem is a wreck
And I should give up on this day
And say what the feck heck.

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Day 13 ▼

Theme: Put someone on 'the naughty list' and tell us why. NO SPECIFIC NAMES, not even names like wife, daughter, friend, spouse, aunt, uncle, cousin or man at the corner. Him, her, she, he etc. are fine.

Words to use: coal, flamingo, list, naughty, why, mayhem,something 'deleted' as in crossed out.
Words forbidden: Any identifying names, (to protect the guilty and/or the indignant)
Additional parameters: Rhyming,

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