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Leprechaun Limerick

Prompt: Let a little bit of leprechaun mischief or magic slip into your blog today. Have fun...


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Never Cross a Leprechaun

Now, do not smirk and do not yawn!
You must not cross a leprechaun,
short, green, and tricky,
he’ll be gross, icky
with cheap tipple, yet unseen brawn.

Sophic vision, if you've amassed,
won’t amount to digestive gas
or your drunken dream
of surging upstream
holding on to a blade of grass.

Then, keep off from his fairy rings
and don’t touch the imps’ flimsy wings,
daring though this is,
you are not a wiz
you’ll feel the blahs and raging stings.

A leprechaun is magical,
he can dance, prance, but is fickle,
and while snores and sleeps,
he casts spells in heaps.
Then, zap! You’ll be in a pickle.