Dragon Daughter

A Plague of Puns

We should take all the bad chemistry jokes and barium.

My Darling has been on a relentless rampage of bad jokes all week.

But I don't want to cut my hair! ▼

I'm really attached to it.

Her sister has been encouraging her. They're exchanging jokes by text message.

I shouldn't have ordered the seafood. ▼

I feel eel.

It has been nothing but stupid and naughty puns for days.

What do you call a fish with three eyes? ▼

A "fiiish".

Somehow she's still catching me out with the ones which are disguised as genuine comments.

I want to throw an amazing space party. ▼

Let's planet.

But the way she titters holding in a punchline, knowing full well she's going to get told off...

What's green and has wheels? ▼

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

There is only one cure for this afflication that has come over her:

You know you're a '90s kids when... ▼

your birth certificate is dated between 1990 and 1999.

I have to use an anti-joke.