What every President knows

THIS ISLAND EARTH..

"Guru Pi asked me for a blessing.
Why do people think I have any control over their life?
I am the Origin. The first God. I am not your mother.
Can you imagine how many stupid prayers are made to me?
They should clean up their mess ...
Where is the President?" God asked the Jaguar Priest.

The President was curled up on the couch clutching a pillow.
God floated over to him and took the form of June Diane Raphael.
"Steven." she asked gently. Steven looked up at the radiant blonde
beauty.. "What?" he whimpered.
"I need you to stop this war. It's ruining my planet." God smiled
a Mona Lisa smile.

"I can't. .. It's hopeless." the President sobbed.

God cracked her knuckles and slapped Steven across the face.
Steven screamed, "Why did you do that?"
"The atmosphere is burning up. You need to stop nuking everything."
June had a fierce expression.
She turned to her Angel, the Jaguar Priest Raziel, "Marshal the Legion."
Raziel beat her right fist against her left breast, "By your command."
The Angel vanished.

"Your God. Right? So, why don't you fix this?" Steven queried nervously.
God kissed Steven passionately, "I've marshaled my Legion."
She made a toothy smile and let her robes vanish in a radiant blinding light.
The Lord, in the form of June Diane Raphael, did take President Steven Trump.
They were two lovers on the couch.

There was a trumpet as thousands of Angels descended from the Heavens.
Every weapon of mass destruction was destroyed and all the kingdoms of the world
were laid low... "Holy sh*t!" Steven had a huge orgasm.
June proclaimed, "Now we start over with a new Heaven and a new Earth."
And then she swallowed the President whole....

The Secretary of State screamed, "You've eaten the President!"
God laughed, "He will be reborn from my belly.+"
Arch Angel Michael knelt before June Diane Raphael and proclaimed,
"Blessed art the children of the Lord June."


Reflections~There are powers and principalities beyond our control.


Vertago<^>