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Creation Saturday: Dream, Dream

Saturday, January 27, 2018

The Creation Saturday prompt for "30-Day Blogging Challenge ON HIATUS" 
It's been a long month and it's almost over, so I'm gonna go easy on you. All you have to do is pick one song- any song (with lyrics)- and write a parody of it. The only catch? Your version must take place in a retirement home, and should include the words stagnant, bare, and refrigerator (please bold them). Make sure you also let us know what song you're destroying ...have fun!

Dream, Dream

Dream, dream, it's a dream I say,
That refrigerator can't be bare
Dream, dream, there just ain't no way,
The nurse just put two hoagies in there.

I told my doctor on the day I arrived,
Don't cry when I disappear,
Of my hoagies I ain't bein' deprived,
So I'm goin' to escape from here,
And the cops will hear me yellin'

Dream, dream, it's a dream I say,
That refrigerator can't be bare
Dream, dream, there just ain't no way,
The nurse just put two hoagies in there.

There ain't no old folks home on this planet,
That can deprive me of my hoagies and beer,
'Cause without them I'll stagnant,
So I'll have to get outta here,
And the neighbors will hear me yellin'

Dream, dream, it's a dream I say,
That refrigerator can't be bare
Dream, dream, there just ain't no way,
The nurse just put two hoagies in there.

I don't care what kind of meds I take,
As long as I can eat a hoagie sandwich,
With a root beer shake,
Just don't give me a veggie-wich,
Or you'll hear me screamin'

Dream, dream, it's a dream I say,
That refrigerator can't be bare
Dream, dream, there just ain't no way,
The nurse just put two hoagies in there.