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Another Perspective from Shat..

"This is the dumbest .. who the hell sent you to me!"
William Shatner growled.
"It's tested well with 18 to thirty year old."
Muzzy smiled nervously.
"Okay. Let me get this. I die and go to a pumpkin patch
where I meet Leonard having an orgy. Are you nuts!
I am not doing this!" Shatner made a phone call to his
agent.

Muzzy raised one finger: his index, "The film has a low
budget and projected high sales from the gratutous nudity
and your name recognition."
"Wha do you mean we need to do this!" Shatner's face turned
red; "I have millions!"
His agent pressed on about potential sexual harassment
and a paternity law suits.
"Oh my God." William Shatner looked in horror at Muzzy
and hung up the phone.

"I would like to apologize .." the famed commander of the
Enterprise took a breath and a drink of bourbon.
"That's all right. I can assure the sex scene with
Kristen Wig and a sex-bot will be passionate and tasteful."
Muzzy gave a big toothy smile.
Shatner slumped into his leather french chair.
His mouth was slacked jawed, "May I have a body double?"
"Oh yes of course." Muzzy sipped his bottle water.