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The Ghost of William Shatner....

"I am not dead! How can I... William Shatner...
the greatest celebrity to walk the stage.....
die?!" Shatner stood before the Great Pumpkin
Scare Crow, who was really a lovely person.
But, the Lord of the Cosmic Pumpkin Patch
had called upon him to be the Great Pumpkin
Patch ... guardian.

Several naked busty hot babes walked past
Shatner .. "Wait just a minute!" the Shat
protested. The Great Pumpkin bowed to the
curvaceous baby dolls and lifted the silk
curtain blocking the entrance.
Shatner could see a great feast and orgy
in the glorious pumpkin patch.
"Leonard!" he spotted his old friend.

Leonard Nemoy walked over to the entrance.
"Hey! You made it!" he laughed and then returned
to the orgy amongst the pumpkin patch...
The Great Pumpkin lowered the silk curtain.
"Wha? I am just as good as him!" Shatner shouted.
"You have been revived." the Great Pumpkin answered.

Shatner's head had been frozen at his death.
And had been reattached to the body of a young woman,
who had an aneurysm... "Wha? I'm a chick?" he gurgled.
"Honey? We all love you.." his wife gave a toothy smile.