The Prophecy of Agnes

Is Jesus an exterrestrial ?

The New Testament Gospels transpired
approximately between 30 and 100 ad.
Why are these ancient near east
revelation still relevant in a modern
era of skepticism and science?

Lady Ga Ga was a devout hedonist
and yet she believed that Jesus had
been born again.
As Saint Stefani Geranotta she had
met Jesus in a comedy club on Mars.

Jesus was a Martian stand up comedian ..
His stage name was Jimmy Dore.
He was immortal and had had many professions.
But, his most important accomplishment was the Messiah.
What better way to educate a primitive race?

Jimmy Dore like most Martians believed in peace and equality.
And this was not easily sold to a selfish, violent monkey race.
Agnes and Charlie were skeptical of Jimmy's claim to Divinity.
"If your Jesus born again, then why are you a stand up Comedian?"
Agnes queried, "Shouldn't you be healing the sick?"

Jimmy smirked and took off his heavy black rimmed glasses.
"There is little need for miracles any more." Jimmy yawned,
"What people need now is political satire."
Agnes shrugged, "I guess that can help."
"Have you considered the progressive movement?" Jimmy widened his eyes.

Agnes looked bored, "I'm a realist. People are greedy and government is corrupt."
"That isn't true for everyone. We can regulate the corporate syndicate."
Jimmy replied and handed Agnes a pamphlet.
"This is so lame." Charlie snickered and ate some cookies.
"Faith can change the world." Jimmy answered and gave a blessing.


Reflections~ Saint Justin was an eloquent man, who was beheaded by
the Roman Prefect Rusticus, "Listen you are supposed to be an eloquent man.
Come here and make sacrifice to the Gods. If you are beheaded, do you think
you will go to Hades or Heaven?"
Saint Rusticus replied, "No one in his right mind does anything false,
when he knows what is true."
Saint Rusticus was beheaded in 165 ad.+

Which religion is true? Is it all mythos?
Perhaps, God is a comedian?

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