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July 29th PROMPT: Creation Saturday! Come up with a 10-step minimum process for a simple household chore.

          1. Search for the wayward dirty laundry. It tends to loiter, linger, languish on floors. Look behind sofas, in closets, under beds, in vehicles, etc. 2. Gather/scoop said laundry and lug to laundry room. 3. Sort clothing into piles, whites with whites, dark with darks, and colours with colours. Note that too much is actually drab, grey, and permanently stained. 4. Empty pockets!!! Bugs, chewed gum, candy wrappers, pebbles, sticks, pieces of paper, coins, and more do not aid in cleansing clothes. 5. Pre-treat stains with special cleansers and good ol' elbow grease. Grass stains on knees require extra effort. at least attempt to eradicate the stains. Most will prove resistant. 6. Stuff prepared garments into washer. Add detergent and water. Scoop out toy cars that have floated to the surface. 7. Wait, or find something to occupy yourself. 8. Wrestle tangled mass from washer. 9. Cram, squish damp clothing into dryer. 10. Repeat steps 1 to 6. 11. Pull/extricate dried items from dryer. 12. Repeat step 9. 13. Repeat steps 1 to 6. 14. Fluff and fold first dryer load. repeat ad nauseum.....