The Prophecy of Agnes

Jennifer Aniston

"I can't believe Jennifer Aniston is 89 years old.
Those rejuvenating spas are amazing.
She doesn't look a day over 50." Agnes picked up
her powder compact and looked in the mirror.
"I should make an appointment .. " she continued
and glanced at Charlie napping.

"Charlie?" she nudged him.

"Hmm? Oh?" Charlie sat up in his massage chair.
"Well, those spas use stem cells from partial birth
abortions .. Are you okay with that?" Charlie rubbed
his bald head and took a sip of bottled water.

"How old are you?" Agnes queried.
Charlie smirked, "55."
"You should come with me." Agnes rubbed
Charlies' belly.
"You know Jennifer Aniston has a new erotic thriller
coming out; 'Who stole my bedpan.'" Charlie chuckled.

"Your awful." Agnes smacked Charlies' belly.

Charlie and Agnes made an appointment at the rejuvenating
spa. President Oprah Winfrey had liberated the stem cell
industry from the religious right wing Republicans.
They decided to fly in with their private shuttle.
The trip to Hawaii from Cambridge would take 20 minutes.

Reflections~ If everyone says its right, is it?

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