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Frantic Friday: A Clean or Not So Clean House

Friday, May 12, 2017

"Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door."
Marcelene Cox

The "Blogging Circle of Friends "  prompt for DAY 1639
No matter how much you clean, the house is always a mess. How many possible excuses can you think of that will convince me that it was clean... I can't wait to read your excuses. Have fun!

My house is never a mess when I compare it to the house of a hoarder.
I know where all my medication is located; therefore, my house is clean.
If my house were any cleaner my psychiatrist would diagnose me with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Martian elves transport themselves into the laundry room and put their dirty uniforms in the clothes hamper.
I opened the door and the wind blow everything that was outside inside.
My house is on the receiving end of a black hole that transports dust bunnies from other parts of the universe.
A clean house is the sign of a dirty mind or is that a cluttered house.
I'm in the process of teaching the teddy bear how to vacuum.
I have a pile for everything and everything is in its pile.

From Beyond  (13+) Just ordinary dust bunnies #1603509 by Prosperous Snow celebrating