The Branch Theory

How to watch TELEVISION

"Hey! Give me all your money!" the TV ad haulers ..
Jeremy runs to the bathroom.
Commercial are the time for this or making a sandwich.
"Hey! Do you think I'm sexy?!" an actress whistles from the boob tube.
Jeremy sips some coco.
"I'm a very important person and you should do what I say!" an announcer shouts.
Jeremy is in the shower.

"I like Rice Crispy!" President elect Donald Trump remarks.
Jeremy ponders the mental state of the President.
"It's made in America!" Trump continues..
His supporters applaud and shout "4 more years!"
The TV NEWS reports that there is a rush on Rice Crispy sales.
Jeremy flips in a DVD: Frizt the Cat.
Frizt has found some pussy..

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