The Branch Theory

The One Ton Snow Flake

It seemed absurd. Snow flakes are small.
Hail can get as big as baseballs.
But, giant snowflakes were being reported.
I imagine a snow flake can grow to unusual sizes
like any other crystal.

An entire lake in India had been formed by a meteor.

Houses were being flattened by one ton snowflakes ..
The National Guard was paralyzed ..
Thousands of citizens were buried or fleeing.
Maybe it was the erratic jet stream.
There had been many tornado blizzards.

President Donald Trump put armored divisions
into rescue and evacuation missions.
"I will not allow one ton snowflakes to destroy
Trump Towers and the east coast." Trump announced.
Astronomer, Neil Degrasse, had warned of violent snowflakes.

Did the first snowflakes come from outer space?

The giant snowflakes continued to fall.
"Is this how an ant feels when I turn on the sprinkler?"
Jennifer Lawrence queried at the Golden Gold Awards.
"How many snowflakes are there in a winter?" she pondered,
"We must respect our sprinklers or suffer one ton snowflakes."

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