JACTICTATION

Kelly Ripa Syndrome ...

She had done a morning talk show
for twenty years and her husband
was narcoleptic, escaping into a coma.
She was a habitual masturbater
and amphetamine user.
No one wanted to tell her the truth.
Kelly Ripa was a toxic person.

Richard Dawkins sat in shock as
she ate a page from his book,
THE GOD DELUSION.
"What was it about that page
that look tasty?" Dr. Dawkins queried.
Kelly gave a hysterical cackle.

"You know I'm obnoxious and disliked."
Kelly Ripa replied and ate another page.
"Perhaps, some therapy would help?"
Dr. Dawkins answered ..
"I am not a monkey." Kelly stood up
and dropped her dress, "You see any
body hair?"

Richard Dawkins exited the stage.
Kelly Ripa stood naked in front of her
audience in her red heels,
"Our next guess will show us a tummy tucker."
Kelly laughed and slapped her flat belly,
"Eugenia Cooney's Anorexic Story."

The audience applauded as a stick figure girl
walks over to Ripa ..
"Geezes you make me feel fat!" Kelly cackled.
"I like your chicken wings." Cooney retorted
and pinched Mrs. Ripa's underarms.
"No. No. There is no touching!" Kelly Ripa
snapped..


There was a quick cut to commercial..

Reflections ~ Fame is brutal.