Curious Incidents of a Flailing Mermaid

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30DBC - 6th Jan - Prompt: If your government offered to give you anything and everything you want in life in exchange for allowing them to perform experiments on you, would you do it? Why or why not?

I think I blogged myself out yesterday. Yes, yes, I only wrote two posts, but I've had surgery - you're not allowed to judge!
Annnd today... well, I have no idea where today has gone. It is 4:30pm and I honestly don't know what I've done. Apart from the following:
Drunk coffee (obviously)
Found some paperwork (it took two minutes)
Watched multiple episodes of Grey's Anatomy (my box set of choice at the moment)
Booked a week in Vegas for October... YES!!
Thought about this prompt...

*ahem*

Vegas Baby

Aaaanyway...

This prompt is slightly ridiculous and kinda impossible to answer.

You see, consider this... What if...

What if I wanted to win an Olympic gold medal?
The government wants to test my heart or muscles that stops me from training and/or competing... I'd never win.

What if I wanted to be a heart surgeon? (granted this could never happen anyway
They wanted to do tests that affected the stability of my hands... I'd kill people.

What if I wanted to spend loads of money on charities
Their tests took away my understanding of money and/or social awareness and ability to give a shit.

What if I wanted to travel the world and take photos?
Their tests affected my ability to see?

What if I wanted to be a reader
See above

What if I wanted to get a PhD? Several PhDs...
Their tests took away my cognitive ability?

As you can probably tell, I could go on and on about this. There is so much to consider here and, unless I know what the tests would be, I honestly can't answer this question.