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Printed from https://writing.com/main/books/entry_id/867882-Rumor-Humor
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#867882 added December 5, 2015 at 12:19am
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Rumor Humor
There was once a wise Jewish man.

He said that the essence of all wisdom is what you have in your head !

His name was Solomon.


Then came another wise Jewish man.

He said that the essence of all is what you have in your heart !!

His name was Jesus.


Then came a third wise Jewish man.

He said that the essence of all is what you have in your stomach !!!

His name was Marx.


After him, came a fourth wise Jewish man.

He said that the essence of all is what you have between your legs!!!!

His name was Freud.


Then came another wise Jewish man – wiser than all before – Einstein.

He said everything is relative !!

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