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Printed from https://writing.com/main/books/entry_id/866359-Tuesday-Humor
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#866359 added November 17, 2015 at 12:49am
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Tuesday Humor
Pedro is having a drink in a very dark bar in downtown New York.

He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"

The big woman replies, “Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blond, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.”

She continues, “Also, the blond woman sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 220 pounds, and she is an ex-professional wrestler.
And next to her is a blond who is 6'5, weighs 250 pounds, and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blond joke?”

Pedro thinks about it a second and says, No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times.

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