#863763 added October 22, 2015 at 12:30pm Restrictions: None
What is Marketing?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!" -
"That's Direct Marketing"
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of ur frnz goes upto her and pointing at u says:
"He's very rich."Marry him."
"That's Advertising"
3. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to u and says:
"You are very rich!" Can u marry ! Me?"
"That's Brand Recognition"
4. You see a gorgeous girl at a party go upto her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives u a nice hard slap on ur face.-
"That's Customer Feedback"
5. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. U go upto her and say:
"I m very rich. Mary me!" and she introduces u to her husband.-
"That's demand and supply gap"
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. U go upto her and before u say:
"I m rich, Marry me!" ur wife arrives.-
"That's restriction for entering new markets.
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