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Printed from https://writing.com/main/books/entry_id/858254-Tuesday-Humor
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#858254 added August 25, 2015 at 4:35am
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Tuesday Humor
Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too ?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement ?" asked the 70 year old.

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30 am."

Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6:30 am, So what's so tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until seven."

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