#856172 added August 2, 2015 at 1:00am Restrictions: None
COUPLE JOKES
For the LADIES first :
1. " Q: What do you call an intelligent, Good looking, Sensitive man?
A: A RUMOR...."
2. " He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and Fart....."
3. " A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the Happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll MISS you.."
For the GENTLEMEN :
A) " Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming - 1. Whenever you're wrong, ADMIT IT. 2. Whenever you're right, SHUT UP......."
B) " You know what I did before I married? ANYTHING I wanted to....".
C) " A good wife Always Forgives her husband when She's Wrong..."
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