Evolution of love

COUPLE JOKES

For the LADIES first :

1. " Q: What do you call an intelligent, Good looking, Sensitive man?
A: A RUMOR...."

2. " He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and Fart....."

3. " A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the Happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll MISS you.."

For the GENTLEMEN :

A) " Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming - 1. Whenever you're wrong, ADMIT IT. 2. Whenever you're right, SHUT UP......."

B) " You know what I did before I married? ANYTHING I wanted to....".

C) " A good wife Always Forgives her husband when She's Wrong..."

WHAT SAY ?.....