Evolution of love

Monday Humor

I went to the store the today, I was only in there for about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a policeman writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked jerk off.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tyres!

So I called him a horse's arse, he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I can only imagine what the owner of the car will think when he sees all the tickets.