Evolution of love

Everyday Lies

Editor: "We read your manuscript with great interest, but regret that our schedule is complete."

Secretary: "The Boss can't see you now. He is very busy."

Dentist: "This is not going to hurt at all."

Friend: "You know I would never tell anyone."

Speaker: "Now, just one last word."

Lawyer: "Would I be here if I were not convinced of my client's innocence?"

Wife: "I'll be ready in just five minutes!"