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Printed from https://writing.com/main/books/entry_id/852819-Self-Narrated
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#852819 added June 29, 2015 at 3:12pm
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Self Narrated
IRISHMAN'S FIRST DRINK WITH HIS SON......
While reading an article last night about fathers and sons,
memories came flooding back to the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.
I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager? He didn't. I drank it.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's, nope!
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest.
He wouldn't even smell it.
What could I do but drink it!
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink,
I was so bloody drunk I could hardly push his pram back home.

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