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Printed from https://writing.com/main/books/entry_id/852523-XPRESS-FRIDAY-HUMOR
Rated: ASR · Book · Cultural · #2015972
I have tried to summarize my observation with vivid and simple manner.
#852523 added June 26, 2015 at 1:01am
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XPRESS FRIDAY HUMOR
John in his old car and a beautiful blonde in a swanky convertible had a head on collision of sorts, on a narrow single lane.

The NYC cops immediately reached the spot to check on the safety of the two.

The cop asked John, “ Please tell me how did this happen?

John totally pissed off, looking at the blonde said, “I showed you the headlights, I mean I used the dipper to tell you to let me go first.”

Blonde looked back at him sternly and said, “You moron !! I also started the wipers and said No, No, No.”

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