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Write about your job, or your hobby, or another favorite pass-time, BUT make up new words to describe what it is you're doing. Challenge your readers to guess what you're talking about in your comments section. If you'd rather - try this little exercise which is sure to be funny. Re-write this well known verse using nonsensical words. The more outrageous the funnier. (Mary had a Little Lamb) Blank had a blank blank it's blank was blank as blank and everywhere that blank went the blank was blank blank blank My deplorable attempt is: MarkA had noisnam tall it’s ecaf was wolley and white tnannet brought in the dawg when MarkA was away The dawg dehctarcs and dessem all in sight So that was an effort in futility. (Clue: I took my page from Taz’s Drowf prompt). I am not very good at making up words because they end up in the dictionary within a couple years, i.e. conversate. To make up for my failed attempt at creativity, I will take a stab at a song parody instead sing it to Tyler Farr’s A Guy Walks Into a Bar Larry has a dog who likes to run away. He sees the light in the dog’s eye she lets go an SBD to make your eyes water before she takes off. He chases her down in a car she loves She stops, she piddles and waits for him to catch up Boss is mad, yells, screams, makes a scene, and takes her back home Then one day, his secretary lets dog out the door on purpose again And the boss runs after the dog Tyler Farr’s A Guy Walks Into a Bar actual A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink Sees a girl that catches his eye Asks her if she wants another They fall for each other and end up lovers They laugh, cry, hold on tight, make it work for a little while Then one night her taillights fade out into the dark And a guy walks into a bar Read more: Tyler Farr - A Guy Walks Into A Bar Lyrics | MetroLyrics |