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I Hope There Wont Be A Zombie Apocalypse To Write About

      I always hoped there would never be a zombie apocalypse.  Anyway, if there ever was I would have to write about it.  I really never thought about it much.  I know there are a lot of zombies around but I thought they were pretty much under control these days.  In fact I can't even remember the last time I saw one!?  I remember when I was younger, sometimes me and some friends would go out and tease them - sometimes get so carried away that we would start kicking the crap out of them.  I had a machete in the trunk of my car when I was a teenager and I am embarrassed to say that I used to get so fed up with those -----ing zombies that I even went so far as to chop up a few.  Kinda gross watching the pieces squirming around on the ground.  But their friends usually cleaned up the mess pretty quick.  These days I am more of a lover than a fighter, and believe it or not I have never seen a zombie I would care to love, so if there was ever to be a zombie apocalypse I guess my best weapon would be my feet!  They were always pretty slow and I think I could outrun 'em.