My World Of Hopes, Dreams, Fantasies

Funniest Thing I Have Seen Lately

Prompt: What is the funniest thing that you have seen recently?

I work with a nice kid Zack but he has a thing against germs. He carries a spray alcohol bottle with him. He sprayed the trash can with his alcohol bottle and then he throws trash away and uses his foot to kick the door to the trash can open! I asked him why he did this. He was like what? I said that he sprays the trash can with his alcohol bottle and uses his dirty tennis shoe to kick it open. Man, there are germs on your shoes. He says he will spray it again. He wears rubber gloves most of the night. I adore him but he worries about germs and I thought I was the Queen of Germ Protection!

My cat jumps on walls literally. She jumps half the length of the doors in the house. She jumps so high to catch her beanie baby raccoon that I gave her. She has super powers and I should enter her in cat Olympics. I wish I had her energy.

Thanks for reading.

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