Shouts From Down Under

GIZZARDS, GUTS AND GARTERS! SHRIEK!

I'm having a complain. This gets in my GIZZARD, sticks in my craw and takes the shine off things. It gives me the willies, gives me the dry dribblys and not only that, its annoying as all get out.

I'm sure you know exactly what I mean by now. I'm cheesed off.

Here's some photos of a review a nice helpful person did. Like the last one I sent a copy of to the SM. In essence the only solution was to block the twat. Yes. twat. I'm not into calling people silly immature names. Like twat. Especially fellow reviewers. But.

Ok. If, IF I'm a moaner and a thin skinned proud stiff necked geezer who should cop it on the chin well take a squint at these photos. Review of my piece complete with rating, which in the greater scheme of things isn't the end of the world as we know it. All roight? Roight then. Then the bloke's (or blokess's) totally empty port, (there's no bio either) and a bunch of reviews done one after the other with a cookie cutter cloning system.

Quite ingenious really. I'm sure novels could be pumped out like this. Make a lot of moolah that way eh? Yeah we'll be rolling in dosh, lotsa spare cesh loin roun eh bru?

Not much value considering some of the ratings dished out here.
I'm not sure if this person would have many friends.

But, you know, it occurs to me, maybe they do. Maybe they know MANY PEOPLE on here. On WDC. Maybe these persons who make a fake account in five minutes know exactly what they're doing. Because they're someone who's a regular on here. They are someone who knows their way around this site, knows how it works, and knows just what would get under someone's skin. They also know just how to get away with it. The ratings are...wellll almost ok.

Like, only a fussy whinger would complain right?
I mean 3 out of 5 is good! Isn't it?
Technically that's right, but its the principle of the thing. Here, old mate. Here's your 20 seconds of fame. Your portfolio up in lights.



Ok. Back to NaNo and shut up, stop moaning and worry about stuff that matters.

But. Reviews and ratings matter to me.

Sparky