Shouts From Down Under

Slinging off with slang isn't funny

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There are the usual seedy jokes about "the map of tassie" regarding this island's shape that some interpret to resemble the shape of people's private region; in other words, the fig leaf perimeter area of embarassment and self consiousness.

Australian Slang link. This is only the tip of the iceberg for yakking words in Orstrayan lingo mate, so don't be a silly dingo, or play silly buggers. Just get fair dinkum about it, 'cause I'm giving you the drum, this is no Dad n Dave show.

http://alldownunder.com/australian-slang/dictionary-phrase-3.htm


This map shows what the inhabitants of Australia do best. Note Tasmania's skills and talents aren't mentioned. That's because Tasmania does "getting left off the map" best.

http://thedoghousediaries.com/large/5414.png

I had nothing to do with the following "Tasmanian pictures" ok? Nothing. It wasn't my idea. If it was up to me, all the pictures would be of innocent subjects such as KFC or Bowls of Tom Yum Goong Thai soup, the two minute variety that can be cooked up by people like me.

I have no opinion of the pictures and you look at your own risk.

They should be harmless. Fairly legit really.

First one is just an Australian icecream. Seriously. I'm not having a go at any particular group or persuasion of people personified in these pictorial perspectives presented.



The second picture is merely a Street name.



I was told off, for suggesting these pictures would make good blogging subjects, by the very people who found them funny. So, they can kindly sod off.

Sparky