A third attempt at this blogging business. |
30DBC PROMPT: "Invalid Item" What's up folks? All I know is I'm far too awake right now on a Sunday morning. A lot has happened in the seven-something hours since I last checked in, so let's hit that. Got a merit badge because I reviewed a few newbies; hence, the gain in Community Points you may (or not) have noticed. My upgrade got, uhhh, upgraded, via "RAOK Upgrade Brigade Group" . I have to remember to thank them. That's gift points I won't have to spend at the end of the month. And then there was the email from Wordsmitty ✍️ regarding a contest for the "Scariest True Blog Entry". Perhaps a "Blogging Bliss" promotion. I'll tell you what: I think I covered scary last night. And Halloween is something I don't normally do. Here's a Halloween recap of me: ** Image ID #1822824 Unavailable ** Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love. ** Image ID #1822825 Unavailable ** The "rent is too damn high" guy that was running for Governor of NY, Jimmy McMillan. And then there's me, as featured in the WDC 13th birthday tribute video, and a closer representation of how I look today: ** Image ID #1959052 Unavailable ** Damn, I'm cute. So I don't know what this Halloween madness is about. You want true-life scary? I sat in a jail cell once (albeit for a traffic violation). Shoes removed, earrings taken out, the whole nine. Yeah, I'm a hardened criminal, thanks to the Depew justice system I once worked for to get in place. Best Halloween costume ever? I wish I had pictures. I went to a party dressed up as a priest. I had a balls-out costume. A robe, a cross around my neck, a hat, a smoke tucked behind my ear, and a "bible" which was really Hustler magazine with papers over the cover. I had a flask full of Crown Royal in the pocket of the shorts I was wearing underneath my robe, and that night I learned how tasty Crown is when mixed with Dr. Pepper. You don't front on a priest. At least not one who'd eventually spend a Saturday afternoon/evening in a jail cell you didn't even know your village had. BCF PROMPT: "It's a Sunday!!" At least that's what I was told when I went to order another round of drinks once. Problems aren't bars being open on Sunday. Problems are people who go to bars on a Sunday. MUSICAL BREAK!! Jump up to the forefront and like my new Facebook page. I promise I won't get all karaoke on you. https://www.facebook.com/asongadaycuzIcan. And then watch me own a song or two when I've got the mic. It's a damn Sunday!! THE DAILY BOX SCORE: I make rude faces sometimes. You'll deal with that. It's way too early on a damn Sunday anyway. I should be going back to sleep anyway. It's way too early to be wearing slippers and pajama pants. It's a football day, for crissakes! Peace, we get pretty, and GOODMORNING NOW!! |